A would be killer

Ripped from the Headlines...

On the night of the 25th of June a Cosmic Rider or Raider ( I forget which) attempted murder on a few unsuspected victims...

So we were doing a little firework display for some employees that hadn't seen any. We went to this lady's house and did it on her huge lawn. The spectators were on the top of the hill, the crappy pyrotechnic (me) was at the bottom of the hill. Then the mayhem started, first some huge fireworks were lighted and then the show slowly started to deteriorate. Little by little the items started to tilt (The pyrotech was placing them on wet grass which is perfectly label on the fireworks not to do.) until the Cosmic Rider/Raider started his bloodbath (that failed). One shot went up, but the next went towards the trees, then the shed, then the cars, then he started to shoot at the spectators. He didn't stop there he also shot at the crappy pyrotech, of course she ran behind a tree and started to laugh uncontrollably. The Cosmic Rider/Raider continued to shoot until he was spent.

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Yeah, I suck at lighting the fireworks. But it was hilarious seeing everyone run, including myself, for cover. The trees were lighted from the ground up, no one knew where to go. Sparks here and there. CRAZY!